So I got my new house, move in on 8th May.
Hip hip hooray!!
This is the view of it from the lawn:
And this is looking out to the lawn:
Yay for having some bloody room to breathe!!
The bootylicious Kitty has tagged me and I thought I had better not be rude so here goes:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I love sex anytime but there is nothing like early morning pumpings!!
2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
It's been a long time since I've bothered with music and neither would be suitable for my "love you long times".
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Pics, but god forbid my kids ever find them!!
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
Who is Doug Ross? Have no idea. House?? Well I wouldn't do him either although love his tude!!
5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Haven't tried a dildo, love the silver bullet, but the buzzing is a bit off putting and hard to have a sneaky masty when the flatmates are in the house
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
I like a little bit of distant light but not too much
7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy, the other one is harsh.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I love getting my butt whacked during the deed.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Neither, I don't like small places
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
I don't know who Peter North is and there is no way in hell I would let Ron Jeremy touch me with anything. Oooooh yuck
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Jenna, she amps it up
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
silky scarf or handcuffs
14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
I don't get off on the poo jab so definitely the first
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Stripping but I don't think many people would pay to see me in all my glory
16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Both in my dreams!!
20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
I'm tagging...Becks, Mellissa and Lynda (purely to raise your G Rating!!)