Monday, April 21, 2008

A New House and a ME ME

So I got my new house, move in on 8th May.

Hip hip hooray!!

This is the view of it from the lawn:

And this is looking out to the lawn:

Yay for having some bloody room to breathe!!

The bootylicious Kitty has tagged me and I thought I had better not be rude so here goes:


1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I love sex anytime but there is nothing like early morning pumpings!!

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
It's been a long time since I've bothered with music and neither would be suitable for my "love you long times".

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Pics, but god forbid my kids ever find them!!

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
Who is Doug Ross? Have no idea. House?? Well I wouldn't do him either although love his tude!!

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Haven't tried a dildo, love the silver bullet, but the buzzing is a bit off putting and hard to have a sneaky masty when the flatmates are in the house

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
I like a little bit of distant light but not too much

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy, the other one is harsh.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I love getting my butt whacked during the deed.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Neither, I don't like small places

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
I don't know who Peter North is and there is no way in hell I would let Ron Jeremy touch me with anything. Oooooh yuck

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Jenna, she amps it up

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
silky scarf or handcuffs

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
I don't get off on the poo jab so definitely the first

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Stripping but I don't think many people would pay to see me in all my glory

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Both in my dreams!!

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
The bed!!

I'm tagging...Becks, Mellissa and Lynda (purely to raise your G Rating!!)


Lynda said...

Thanks for nothing - I'll have to think about that quiz! About the Mirena, they actually stop your bleeding and are used for this purpose. I had one for five years and it was fantastic but had to get it out as its time was up.

Isabella Snow said...

Lovely house! And lovely answers! Doug Ross is George Clooney, btw. Thanks for doing my meme!

rand(om) bites said...

YAY for the house!

Anonymous said...

What a lovely house and a stunning lawn! Congratulations :).

Ms Smack said...

Gorgeous house!! Fit for a queen!

Hippygal said...

Awesome house - so cool :)

Miss Beck said...

You know, the LAST thing I want to do right now is blog. Wrong frame of mind. I did have to giggle though when I saw your me me. Dirty bird. I love it.

Congrats on your new house. I would kill for a back lawn like that for bubby to play on.

Lee-Anne said...

I think the house is gorgeous. Lovely and spacious. Great place for a fresh outlook on all things.

Hope the packings going well and you're not stressing out.

Middle Child said...

The house and yard look beautiful...the meme mmmm I'm 54 had to think about what a pearl necklace was... but it took me all of 2 was incented millions of years ago but funnily each generation thinks they have discovered it all and their parents know bugger all...even your grand parents knew this stuff but were quiet about it...its a funny world. I am sure my kids think I haven't a clue either.

Middle Child said...

"sex was incented millions of years ago " I meant invented....