Friday, March 28, 2008

Freitag Ramblings #1

When I was younger I used to think that I would always be successful and famous and that the fact I liked the cold water tap blasting when I brushed my teeth would be mentioned in a piece written about my desire for fast paced success. This was at age 12!!

I have a crazy habit of knowing that things are about to run out, example when your moisturiser gets harder to get a good dollop out, I turn it upside down, I flick it vigourously to get the remnants to the bottom of the tube and I can milk the bloody thing for a couple of weeks this way. The thing I don't understand, a major flaw in my powers of perception perhaps, but when it finally gives up and has nothing more to give I never had a backup, it's like I had no idea it was on it's last legs. What the fuck is up with that??

I believe in karma, reincarnation, souls and free will.

Blair's mother's dog is tiny, about 11 years old, it's a long haired chihauhau and it looks like a tiny black and tan border collie. Like tiny!! It has a massive tumour coming out of it's nipple, has had it growing for over a year and the woman has neglected to take it to the vet. Now it is an issue that I can't ignore and Blair is talking about calling the SPCA on her cos she won't do anything about it.
What a bitch.

I think I have a fat mound. You know, the bits that your pubes reside on?? Well, how do you tone that area up??

What is up with pubes?? Why are they so mean looking? I mean normal hair is soft and flows. Pubic hair is coarse, wirey, and just looks aggressive. It's just not nice.

Have a good weekend

12 comments:

Mellisa said...

I'd dob her in, Jules! That is just plain cruelty ... I bet if she had a tumour on her nipple she'd do something about it! I am not a dog lover but even I would get it seen to!
I am the same with my make up ... I know it is running out but usually it is $$$ that stops me from having a back up .... Fucken house!!! lol
Oh and I have updated my ticker ... before that post ... come on, keep up Jules!! *giggle*

Kitty said...

Grass on her, that is deplorable!

As for your mound - spot reducing doesn't exist but fuck a lot and see what happens!!

Pubes? Just say no. I'm getting mine all lasered to death. I imagine little Luke Skywalkers with light sabre's slashing at mine when the chick zaps me. It doesn't 'hurt' but it is rather like a very hot spoon being pressed on your chuff. Not bad at the thigh-seam but a bit hurty on the pinkage...

Steph said...

lmao! Pubes do look angry when really, they should be happy! Best spot on the body and all that. They should think themselves fucking lucky they don't live in an armpit.

Ungrateful fuckers!

Chris H said...

I know of NO exercises that will reduce the fat in ya mound.. I suggest LIPO!!!! *snigger*

crankybee said...

Er, are you OK? This random collection of thoughts is making me concerned for your mental health! :(

What happened with all the shit from the other day?

I am worried about you now!

:(

EmmaK said...

regarding pubes I say just shave them off. Sex gets better after you do - more sensation maybe? TMI??? lol
Have a great weekend

Leenie said...

brazilian all the way baby, show off that fat fanny in all its glory ;)

Wanna_B_slimmer said...

I am all for laser.... but havent dared go and price it yet.. good ol bic sensitive razor for me....
and as for exercising the mound... no fkn idea.. i have lost shitload of weight and i still got a chubby bit...boohoo I hate it too... hmm I am thinking TMI...

Tania said...

Oh that's just cruel ... the poor dog NEEDS medical attention.

Jayne said...

Jules darlin', I'm with crankybee on this; are you OK hon? I like your ramblings, but my initial reaction on reading this post was that you're losing the plot.
Have you started counselling yet?

Karen said...

Yeah I too hope you are doing ok Jules - and have you started your counselling yet? I hope so hun xxx
And yeah dob in your MIL - that is so cruel!
And as for the mound - I know that feeling too! And pubes - I just shave when they annoy me! LOL
Take care xxx

Middle Child said...

Re the dog, do something that is just cruel... she must be a right cow.

Re pubes, let it all hang out and be mean looking...you is what you is as for shaving and waxing, I could never stand that... the hair keeps nylon pants away from the skin and allows the whole area to breathe...

the hairier the better...what is this obsession with no hair thse days...and now men shave their chests to look like "what"?

I loved winding my fingers in Don's hairy chest and smelling it etc... For some reason I equated it with strength and adulthood... I am old enough to remember when we didn't all wnat to look like adult nude children... woo ahh I said it...for me it seems infantile... but its a choice thing and we still have that freedom.