So why don't we take the kids to the river for a swim, take the 4WD through the river and think we are cool men???
How about we do it with four kids in the truck??
Shall we misjudge the depth of the river and plough nose deep into a big hole?
Then we could pass the older three kids out the back of the truck then completely forget about them while we concentrate on getting the three year old who is screaming out??
Whoops, what if those three kids that were already out weren't thinking straight in this sort of panic situation and instead of walking back from where they came in the river walked to the closest side which was straight into the big hole?
And let's just say that the 7 year old who couldn't swim got picked up by the current and swept away?
Wouldn't it be lucky if he managed to grab the front bullbar so he didn't drown??
Wonder it it would be a good idea to get Jules to come get the kids, she can cross the bridge and see her 4WD nose deep in the river and not freak the fuck out!!
Then shall she arrive just in time to see the truck pulled out with help of a fellow man and then see the doors open with cascades of water waterfalling out??
Wouldn't it be priceless if it then cost $1,152 to fix??
MEN ARE GEEKS!!