Happy Happy Joy Joy

Oh dear, I am a roller coaster ride of emotions aren't I??

Back feeling great. My sister in law came out and helped me get out some photos and art and put them on the wall, put up my big mirror, rearrange my lounge and next week we are going to hit the bedrooms. Amazing how making the house feel like a home has such a different feel to it.

Blair and I have been getting on better, we had big yarns and he seems more settled knowing that we aren't making any big moves.

I took the crazy dog to her obedience classes for the first time on Thursday night. I have had to keep missing them because of various reasons and finally was ready to go when I noticed her bleeding, the bitch was in heat. So I rang the trainer and she said just bring her!!!! She was fantastic for me and we are looking at breeding her with one of the trainer's dogs who is coming from Aussie in a couple of months. He is half border collie and half Siberian Husky, such a wicked mix. And I am looking at maybe doing a bit of agility with her to try and get her interested and chilled out a bit!! And it gives me something to focus on.

The naturopathy notes are out and ready to go. I have finally organised a work space for myself and I like it.

So the big thing that I need to work on is my self esteem, fitness and ballooning weight.

Any of you that may have noticed Gluten Free Geisha has shut down, well it's going to be back up. If I'm not writing about it and keeping myself accountable to someone or something, I just lose it. I have hit the 105 mark again. What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! I have put on 6kg since the wedding, nearly a stone and it is killing me.

So, I'm back into bloggin cos I need you mofo's and this will be my fuck it all outlet and GFG will be my weight loss struggles and self image struggles. Of course, they may overlap but that is my perogative as I am woman!!

Batteries are charging as we speak so I can finally get this bloody photo post up.

Ciao, I'm off to read some of you geeks as I haven't made time for it for ages!!

The Hideous Truth

It's out there, in all it's fucken hideous glory.

Go to Gluten Free Geisha to see the damage I have done to myself.

As for the tits, see the post below.

And Your Prize .....

For having pushed out four kids in 8 years is.........

A new vagina.

Yes that's right, on the 14th of November you will go under the knife and when you wake up you will be fully panel beaten and leave hospital with a brand new vadge.

Granted - you won't be able to use it for a fucken long time, and when you do, you will probably have that virgin feeling as you break in your new love tunnel. Actually, you probably will be too scared to use your new vagina for about 10 years.

Post op you will be unable to do anything. We mean anything. The only thing you are allowed to lift is a cup of coffee. Oh and did we mention, you won't be able to drive for a couple of weeks either. Yes, you will need to hang out with your Mum quite a bit over the following weeks.

By the way, as an additional free extra we are going to tie your tubes so that you don't have any other little surprises that may dent your new shiny va-jay-jay.

So, relax, enjoy your next 2 weeks and 6 days of your old vagina, we suggest you run it into the ground, and we'll be seeing you on the 14th, ready to knock out the bumps and have you looking like you're straight off the lot.

Come One, Come All

Welcome to my new journey.

I am glad you are here to share it with me.

Firstly, thanks a million to Miss Katey Pie for the great banner design. I could kiss her a million times for summing it all up in one little heading design. She's a talented darling and I love her to bits.

I came up with the name while lying on my bed trying to sum myself up in a couple of words. A mean feat.

I am in last legs of my Naturopathy study.

I believe in a holistic approach to life.

I am extremely spiritual and have a desire to reconnect with my inner self. I have become very lost over the last couple of years, weighed down with social anxieties, depression and the overwhelming task of managing four children.

I lost who I was, why I was and where I was.

That is about to change.

This will be my outlet for that change.

I will voice my opinions how and when I want to. They are just that - my opinions so please, try not to be offended, I am open to all comments.

Hence Naturally Outspoken.

The first leg of the journey will be the wedding story and believe me, it's one to read.

I am waiting to receive a couple of photos so you can have an image when reading.

Be warned, it is going to be reminiscent of an Outrageous Fortune wedding or a Days of Our Lives wedding or a Home and Away wedding. There were dramas galore.

That post will be coming later in the week when I have enough mental energy to spit it all out.

So where do we stand?

I'm married.

I'm still overweight.

I'm gonna make a change ...

for once in my life ...

It's gonna feel real good ...

gonna make a difference ...

Gonna make it right .....