Thursday, January 24, 2008

How's the Health?

Well not too fucken great!!

About two weeks ago I had to worm myself as I had threadworm (motherhood perils!!).

Then I got thrush the next day after I got the all clear on the vadge being used. And the first night Blair fell asleep while I was yakking to my darling brother in Brisbane. So a week later the new love tunnel has yet to be driven through.

Over the weekend I developed blisters from my shoes, I have pulled my right achilles tendon and developed an ulcer right below my middle bottom teeth.

Then last night something got stuck in my gum between my bottom left teeth, they are very tightly jammed and I have flossed, brushed, fingernailed but I can't find the fucking offending item. So I have this persistent ache in my gum.

Apart from that I'm great, well a bit of turmoil in the noggin but when isn't there.

How are your bits handling the new year??


Spiky Zora Jones said...

Sweetie...make a date with him and vaaarrroooom! Drive it fast and furious. :)

AS for me...I was having lots of sex but was not happy, but now she loves me. We have bridged and are now connecting hearts again.

She's wearing me out but I love making up for the lost time. I will post a pic of her next week., i hope. She is beautiful even with the black bar on her eyes. I'm in heaven.

Lynda said...

Thrush, yuk. threadwords, double yuk!! Still they are a way of life when you have kids and I suppose it won't be long before I'm treating myself again. My kids had then on and off all through their childhood and I'm get them sometimes.

My body since new year? Great... I'm loving the boobs.

Chris H said...

Jeeeezus you are a walking misery!!! I hope you have since found the offending bit stuck in ya gums... and I hope Blair has done his 'duty' by now!!! Fancy having a brand new fanny and no TEST RUN yet!!!! No on, just NOT ON mate. Buy a bloody toy if he doesn't come to the party soon, I can recomend....... ha ha ha

Lyn said...

sheesh you sound in a bad way mate! Still you sound like still in a good mindset, that's what counts!

Anonymous said...

Ouch! You poor bugger! Hope you feel better (and get some) soon!

Wanna_B_slimmer said...

damn.... thats no good girl... I have never dealt with threadworm.... might have to google that one...

m said...

Damn. I hope you get that food particle out of your teeth. That's the worst. I'm not even going to tell you what I saw on Animal Planet the other day about that.

Name: Lynise said...

hi Jules,
hope your week has improved since you wrote this post.
I've been away for a couple of days so just catching up with blogs again.
I can understand your frustration with the illusive bit of food stuck in your tooth as I had the same awful experience last weekend when eating roast lamb and it just about drove me crazy. Finally found the source of my discomfort (after much digging and flossing) and have now damaged the gum with all the poking around, so will have to wait until that heals to feel better again. (on the plus side, I hurt the gum so badly that its now painful to eat on that side, so probably good for my weightloss. lol)

Anonymous said...

Do you mean the noggin as in your head? cause I have a bit of turmoil in there as well.

Sometimes I Feel like I'm falling a part at the seams too. It's great being a chick.

Middle Child said...

Didya kill a Chinaman or somat?